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 Volkswagen Group installed “defeat devices” in thousands of its cars to cheat emissions tests, the UK's High Court ruled.
 A study shows 39 grams of sugar in a 12 oz Coca-Cola can.
 An estimated 240 Pot Noodles are eaten every minute in Britain.
 EDF warns several of its nuclear reactors may have problems with weldings and other components.
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 When I got this logo published in Private Eye I adapted it into an ad for my local post office. it then went back in Private Eye via a reader. That's pretty good delivery.
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 London’s Tube lines are running at overcapacity during morning rush hour, new figures reveal.
 “All you need to do is apply a firm tap where the bottle narrows, and the ketchup will come out easier” claimed a Heinz spokesperson.
 A new report shows childhood obesity rates have risen 10-fold since the 70s.
 Hallmark’s expands its portfolio of businesses.
 RBS reports losses of £58bn since the 2008 bailout.
 One 13g bowl of Frosties contains more than half the daily sugar recommendation for children aged between seven and ten.
 Cambridge Analytica improperly obtains data from up to 87 million Facebook profiles.
 a report finds the UK has one of the world's highest levels of alcohol consumption per capita.
 Donald Trump loses the US election.
 Playboy’s continues to be purchased for its great journalism.
 Record NHS waiting lists drive a surge in patients going private.
 A man in Stoke On Trent who stole Viagra from Lloyds Pharmacy is not a 'hardened criminal' says his lawyer.
 The UK Supreme Court has ruled that oil-polluted Nigerian communities can sue Shell in English courts.
 Figures compiled by outreach workers say London has 8,108 rough sleepers. Of these, 44% have an alcohol problem.
 The right-wing friendly social media network is forced offline following the attack on the U.S. Capital.
 In the wake of Russia’s invasion into Ukraine, the EU applies sanctions to satellite companies preventing RT from broadcasting in Europe.
 Fox News continues it’s impartial coverage.
 South Lakes Safari Zoo loses its licence after almost 500 animal deaths.
 The police plan to set up an exclusion zone around ATMs in Newport, Gwent.
 A YouGov poll revealed over-65s were more than twice as likely as under-25s to have voted to have supported Brexit.
 Subway scores 0 out of 5 for hygiene at two of its UK branches.
 B&Q continues to serve DIY enthusiasts.
 The G7 reach a deal to make multinational companies pay more tax.
 Amazon agree to do a ‘much better job’ for its workers.
 Dominic Cummins makes a 30-mile journey to check his eyesight.
 A study shows that 90% of people that get lung cancer are smokers.
 Carillion collapses with debts of £900m.
 The US, UK and EU ban TikTok from being installed on government phones, the main concern being the security risk it represents.
 Positive tests for banned substances mar the Beijing Winter Olympics.
 The Government department comes under criticism for its confused response to Covid.
 Just Eat removes all restaurants with a hygiene rating of zero from their platform.
  Chaos reigns as the British parliament is suspended.
 Almost 8,000 homes were left in the dark after power cuts in Teeside.
 The Sun’s sales fall sharply.
 British Gas owner Centrica posts record £3bn annual profit.
 Ministers propose privatisation of Channel 4.
 It comes to light that Boris Johnson had a birthday party during lockdown.
 A 2.9 magnitude tremor hits a Cuadrilla fracking site near Blackpool.
 Mike Ashley acknowledges ‘unacceptable’ and ‘unreasonable’ employment practices to MPs in a committee session.
 Further allegations about Qatar’s successful World Cup bid emerge.
 Russia’s gas giant is sanctioned after Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.
 The UK government launches a new campaign.
 The water utility company are fined a record £90 million for illegally dumping sewage into the Solent and other locations in the South.
 The NHS faces another winter crisis.
 The vacuum cleaner manufacturer tells many of its employees to continue working in the office despite rising cases of Covid in the UK.
 A scathing UK parliament report deems the £120m post-Brexit culture festival an 'irresponsible use of public money'.
 A probe into the Prince’s Foundation comes following reports offers of financial help were made in order to secure honors for Saudi nationals.
 As talks break down the RMT plans a series of strikes.
 Legal pressures increase for Trump.
 Pfizer made nearly £27bn in sales from its Covid-19 vaccine IN 2021.
 Elon Musk strikes a deal to buy Twitter for $44 billion.
 OnlyFans is criticised for not doing enough to combat pornography on its content subscription service.
 The number of people killed with a knife in England and Wales in 2021/22 was the highest on record for 76 years.
 It’s announced that BP’s profits more than doubled to £23bn in 2022.
 Kinder Surprise eggs recalled in UK over salmonella link.
 The New Year Honors list is published and include Boris Johnson’s own father.
 Boris goes on maneuvers to scupper Sunak’s Windsor Framework.
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